Ed Bassmaster and Dave Portnoy are on the Collision course of dog shit doo doo

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       Ed Bassmasters is one  the more incredible insightful hilarious prankers and YouTube content creators of all time. The amount of characters jokes and comedic value and nature of he Advanced master cannot be understated. One of his favorite characters is this Chip Diamond badass character who wears a badass sweater and has a badass attitude. Chip Diamond walks around with his shoulders and the Randy Savage looking character of Ed Bassmaster might be perhaps his most popular character. The one thing that at Bassmaster hates is when he sees people walk dogs they get in his way and in particular he hates when these dog owners allow their dogs to take a shit and they do not clean up after it. With this in mind lazy and unfunny dipshit Dave Portnoy who does very little sports content himself and just eats Pizza all the time has gone dog shit back crazy batshit crazy. Dave Port knows adopted this dog and he is inseparable from it showing all the deal and himself in videos with this new dog of his name peaches. Basically Dave Portnoy has become the Dave and Peaches social


media where he even does his lame Pizza reviews with his ugly dog letting it eat the pizza first and then he eats it. The sickness of day pouring is shared by many Americans obsessed with pets because they don't really have a life of their own and they need to feel some sort of control over something. With


this in mind we predict there is a clash coming one day on the street between Ed Bassmaster and Dave Portnoy and the Bassmaster's character Chip Diamond will see Portnoy knowing push his peaches in a stroller incredibly Dave Portnoy has the stroller that he pushes a dog instead of a baby and many women look laughing seeing something else that they did not expect. hs bohers Porno often commenting on this disrespect much of the Chagrin and sassiness of day pouring has to make a snarky

comment. How this guy has any social media following with his deadspin  type sports gossip side called Barstool Sports is unbelievable that the fact that Dave Porno is a multi-millionaire sell and resell and selling and reselling a virtually useless and worthless online Sports site is utterly incomprehensible in my mind. The massive amount of fraud of the sports gossip line is a joke in much of the content is not interesting. Ed Bassmaster will make mincemeat and dog shit all day porno in his peaches and we can only hope this confrontation that comes quickly and soon were sure Chip  Diamond AKA Ed

Bassmaster will mock the living crap out of Mr Ports and his stroll dog stroller they porno has never been able to settle down with a wife despite his millions and the love of his life in his later age as he passes a midlife crisis will be this ugly fucking pitbull dog Peaches.  There are some advantages I guess having a dog has a lover as there are more tits to play with and squeeze etc etc and weather Dave Portnoy does this or not it's disgustingly not known and hopefully not if Dave Portnoy walks his ugly dog peaches and lots of to take a shit thinking he can he's above picking it up one can be sure that perhaps Chip Diamond will be nearby to kick his dog shit ass

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