Woody Underwood
A rare 200 year event earthquake occurred the other day which epicenter was near Hackensack, New Jersey. According to many sources Chris Christie fell from a bar stool or a chair in this home and the massive amount of force caused a minor tremor 4.8 earthquake that was felt through the entire East Coast several States out East felt the
effects of Chris Christie fallen on his fat Krispy Kreme eating ass. The failed perpetual presidential candidates and morbidly obese asshole once again caused a major problem for this country. Chris Christie is a disgusting career
politician who only served two terms in a major political office yet somehow his narcissism is so great that he thinks this is deserving of four presidential runs. There is much speculation that the fat ass of Chris Christie is going to run a fifth time in 2028 however if he keeps causing minor
earthquakes like he did the other day out east there may be a drive to force Chris Christie to move to Montana or Wyoming in a remote area. Chris Christie is a repulsive vile politician who has made a career of running for politics losing much more than winning and without a doubt he is
one of the more hated individuals in our political system today. Chris Christie tops scale of close to 350 lb and him falling off the barstool while he was watching the NCAA women's basketball game caused much damage and shook many homes out East. Chris Christie needs to get a dog bed and wear his and actions will not affect the rest of society. The morbidly disgusting Trump
obsessed dumb politician needs to seriously start thinking about running on a treadmill instead of always for political office the egomania of this disgusting fat ass however will once again see him keep running for major political office and as usual he will keep losing






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