Cheap expanding Garage beer Light beer gives you an opportunity to win a sweepstakes and play the pay with a bimbo named Paige

     Jason Percy

      Garage Beer is this disgusting light beer then apparently is getting a lot of funding and allowed to expand and it has 2024 expanded several states in the Midwest offering some of the cheapest corn syrup beer not named Budweiser or Coors. Garage bear is 4.9% of cheap corn syrup beer that the Brewing elites want to push on Middle America and discover a new outlet for


advertising and promotional use of business for business classes. The investment class now is pushing this bad beer through their fake growing popularity of some very cheap ingredient beer that the corproatists want to produce on a mass market to offer instead of good quality craft beer where there are some 15,000 independent family run superior beers. 


     I once drank Garage beer not too long ago and actually spit it out it was so fucking disgusting and I was actually amazed when I was checking with my beer brewery websites that this disgusting beer is actually expanding with the fastest growth of the past 2 years. This growth likely is promoted by hedge funds in cahoots maybe with some advertising company looking for new


growth for themselves and make no mistake Garage Beer is utterly disgusting ...it quite literally tastes like it is made in an oil change garage business. The marketing gimmick of it being your dad's beer is reprehensible as in no way would your fucking dad drink Garage Beer. This beer is like 90 calories and so lights it quite literally might take over as the definition of the modern-day piss beer

that Bud Light and Morse and Coors Miller Brewing we're long known for. Garage beer is offering a pay-to-play promotion where golfers can go and play and have sex with some bimbo golfer named Paig Spiranac  and I was at two bars in the last month that had promotions with Paige Spiranac and this Garage garbage beer. For people who really like quality beer this Garage beer is like an antithesis created to be this weird corporate pushback against the real beer craft movement offering what should actually be termed Garbage Brewery beer. This Brewery though has huge funders who likely know that the days of Bud Light are limited given the Dylan Mulvaney crisis has put this beer on life support and new light beer corn bread cheapness needs to be produced and spread to the masses for profit opportunities for them.

     I don't know who this Paige Spiranac is but she looks like she should be working in a Las Vegas motel or a North African brothel  more than at a green golf course and naturally the golf industry has interest to promote women like her. Golf is desperate for any attention and Ms Paige looks like a bimbo and a half easily can get the funding and following appeal of a golfer who could also do a Playboy spread. Garage Brewery beer is actually the nastiest beer on the market and I still laugh at the idea that the beer light beer is a growing consumer market and people are buying it. I reckon that it there is some horse and bull manure going with a promotion of Garage beer and the promotion of cheap beer to still a thing in this era of crap identity and growth of light weak-quality. Garage beer may be your new father's beer but it's still like grandfather's cheap Molson. Blatz, Budweiser, Miller and other garbage piss beer and no amount of blonde pinballs like Paige Spiranac and pay to play promotions are going to change that fact

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