Dave Portnoy wears tight jeans and tries to get a bulge as he goes Tortelli's Pizza in Chicago and hit on a female Clerk

      Dick May

     Dave Portnoy is  a disgusting individual on the internet who is given credibility because he has millions and millions of dollars that the bankster mafia class has granted this King clown.  Dave Portnoy gets paid a lot of money to talk about pizza and run some lame-ass sports network that adds nothing to actual discussion but typical sports bro nonsense that there is enough already on the internet. Dave Port  was in Chicago recently and he put on some tight jeans to try to impress a young woman

working at Tortorice's Pizza and before the video he tried to tighten his pants and create a bulge in the hopes of getting the attention of this pizza cashier for this restaurant. Portnoy has been smitten with this young lady for months after spotting her one time in Chicago in research for possible future

pizza one bite pizza reviews.  Dave Porno eats a lot of pizza and the pizza he had planned on pizza reviews being the motivation for this trip in Chicago but it was another five letter p word that was primarily on his mind. Portnoy was swinging his slice of pizza and showed his presence at Tortorices swaggering his dick around and tried to bulge up with tight jeans preparing before entering the pizza business. Portnoy hit on this pizza clerk who looked no older than 21 in the hopes to gather her attention and perhaps to get her phone number for a steak of white boy lobster. 

      Dave Portnoy and many other weirdos going after young girls and women through the internet through the years always seems to try to attach Pizza to their ability to pick up young girl. It appears that Dave Portnoy's dog sexuality is coming to an end and the Hound Dog of Dave Portnoy coming back they likes young pussy and this man doesn't know how to get a natural life and a wife. Instead it seems seemingly seems to be obsessed with women under 25 with big

breasts and who are young and poor prone to the power of pizza. Portnoy needs to look in the mirror and realize that he's past 50 and the likes of him dating younger women as was seen recently as he was out with his girlfriend at some Meta Awards is utterly embarrassing whenever I seen old dude

with a woman half his age who could be his daughter. It really is sad and without a doubt Doggie Dave Portnoy is a sad individual who talks to his dog and has so much money as a granted media Monarchy out of his arse he doesn't know what to do with it . Dave Pornoi most often can be found on the internet talking out of his ass on the variety of subjects and is a noisy disgusting disturbed dude. More people should see him for what he actually which is yet another big tech bro scammer not much unlike Mark Cuban and other scammers who have gotten rich from unprofitable on-line business and ventures.  To say that I hate annoying Dave Portnoy  would be understated