Aaron Zappe
Today we have the same news report that for the 14th and 15th time we have lost another writer in the past 3 years. Writer Dominic D'Souza was eating pizza at the Pizza Ranch in Burlington, Wisconsin the other day at the all you can eat pizza and after his 18th slice Mr D'Souza dropped the pizza slice and his entire body. Dominic D'Souza suffered a 18-point scale heart attack while eating pizza and Mr D'Souza suffered a mini stroke and choked on the pizza he was chewing in a three-time death. The shocking deaths of Dominic D' Souza eating pizza at Pizza Ranch has reverted throughout the internet and yet we have another writer who has expired on this blog. Dominic D'Souza enjoyed eating pizza and perhaps his diet of four times a week Pizza meal might have done him in as he morbidly obese
overstuffed pizza man filled his fat body with gooey pizza through the years. Dominick just ate so much pizza that his face quite literally at times was turning into a fat abyss of sauce and cheese and many people called him pizza face behind his back as he looked so much like an uncooked pizza.
Dominic D' Souza wrote from this blog from a very beginning and to lose a early writer to this blog was utterly devastating for our team and without a doubt Dominic D'Souza and his pizza eating ways will be missed. Mr D'Souza's untimely Pizza death while eating pizza at the Pizza Ranch in Burlington, Wisconsin depressed the people at this pizza buffet and many kids started crying at the scene of a fat
man gargling on his own food stroking and choking while eating a chicken pizza. The death of Dominic D'Souza was not surprising and in fact many people thought he was 10 years past his death as this guy look like a walking fat corpse of unhealthy eating that too many Americans share with a bad Pizza diet and other unhealthy obese overeating that this country is plagued by. Dominick D'Souza had his last pizza last week and will no longer be writing on this blog after his pizza death is dead at the age of 55
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