Dwight Dwyer dead from slipping on shit in San Francisco

     Albert Rooney

     Today we have the very sad story report that once again we have lost a writer here at this blog our contributor known and who wrote under the name of Dwight Dwyer. Mr Dwyer has died after slipping on a sidewalk and hitting his head on a pavement the news that Mr Dwight Dwyer who was visiting San Francisco in a rare vacation as he wanted to see the decline of Kalifornia and how bad is gotten. Dwight Dwyer though was not warned of the massive number of human feces then litter the sidewalks and streets of San Francisco from the massive thuggery homeless crowd and the massive inflow of immigrants that Gavin Newsom and failed mayor London Bridge has


allowed into San Francisco. The massive crime wave also has not helped in Dwight Dwyer was prepared and armed carrying a Luger in his backpack as he traveled around downtown San Francisco and wanted to replay the walks of Metal Leo a YouTuber who illustrates how awful San Francisco has become as a place to be unfortunately from our writer Dwight Dwyer he slipped on some human feces and fell backwards and a fast rate where he bashed his head on the sidewalk our great writer Dwight Dwyer was on life support for a couple days and we thought he was going to cover before a nurse orderly excellently tripped on his life support system and didn't notice that it was plugged off for several minutes Mr Dwyer died and will no longer be writing for this blog and this is yet another massive tragedy in loss for this blog constantly losing writers left and right through the months and years of this blog Detroit Dwight was a great contributor, a personal friend, and a snarky poet who is too shy to ever perform his open mic night Dwight Dwyer is dead at the age of 53

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