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Bald Head Times
Former Smashing Pumpkins Bald Head Start Billy Corgan was besides himself as Smashing Pumpkins prepare for a concert. He was anger than no village in the Chicagoland area invited him or the Pumpkins too play a Summer Festival. With this in mind the bald head of Billy Corgan saw that remnants of the Beach Boys played in Elk Grove Village, Illinois to a packed Festival and clearly Billy Corgan was upset. Why he had no local village paying them corrupt village bucks like Elk grove does s not known. Bill is trying to get gigs for the pumpkins wanted to play at their festival
even at a low cost. Billy Corgan drink tea at his Zeus's Tea House in downtown Highland Park, Illnois wondering why Smashing Pumpkins were not invited to play anywhere. Billy the kids band was not even asked to play at the Dolton Summer Festival and he was ignored by Tiffany Henyard when he tried to contact her to see if he can get a gig and some corruption money. Billy Corgan is a aging former rockstar who
thinks he is deserving to be among the ranks of the Beach Boys and the Rolling Stones and that's when he saw the Beach Boys playing Elk Grove Village clearly Billy got green and jealousy. Billy the Kid was also incense when he heard and saw John Stamos come up on stage and do several sets with the Beach Boys.
Mr Corrigan just not understand and outside of the North Shore he is not appreciated in the state of Illinois and the rest of the collar counties. Billy Green says he is a huge superstar who is unrecognized by his local community and as Smashing Pumpkins go on a global money funneling tour he cannot comprehend being ignored by local villages during the summer season and shakes his bald head. Clearly Bill C as he and the Smashing Pumpkins are more
famous than a bunch of has been of a '60s surf band whose most famous members are dead. How dare the Beach Boys play in his nearby suburb and Billy snuck into the Elk Grove Village July 4th holiday festival to see the Beach Boys too much of his dismay he was unrecognized and even removed his floppy hat desperate for attention. Billy
Corgan was ignored by the festival goers more interested in the Beach Boys and each other then some dude with a beach hat and a bald head under who was a member of a big 90's rock group. Clearly this is driving Billy Corgan nuts as a neoclassical narcissist he demands and seeks attention wherever he goes and he does not like seeing events like the Rolling Stones play Chicago or the Beach Boys at summer festivals and he hopes and demands more talk of his band and attention on his bald head.
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