Jake Glass
Animal Stories
The fledgling Robert Kennedy Jr campaign is struggling and despite the propaganda and strong encouragement of Robert Kennedy Jr's prowess in killing a bear in New York with his bare hands and then leaving it on Manhattan's Central Park. Robert Kennedy Jr went to the swing state in Wisconsin and vowed he will hunt down and kill the bear just like he did several years ago when he was out hiking and hunting drinking like a skunk with his friends. They happened across a bear and shot it from a window
and then Robert Kennedy Jr and his friends beat and stashed the bear into their car and then headed back to New York, However during the time the bear started to smell up the car which made Robert Kennedy Jr nauseous and they decided to ditch the dead bear in Central Park creating a big news fiasco back yhen as media flipped about why would someone leave a dead bear in Americas most famous park far away from where it was killed.
Robert Kennedy Jr is taking heavy criticism from animal rights activists for his bragging of killing a bear with his bare hands and he has dropped dramatically in the polls since news and information of the animal cruelty of Robert Kennedy Jr, however this is not stop Kenny Jr from bashing bears as he vows to the residents of Wisconsin not to be fearful locking their
doors and bringing their pets in overnight from the recent video showing that a rare black bear that has found its way into the state of Wisconsin and into the small town of Chenequa. Robert Kennedy Jr vows to hunt this bear just like he did several years ago and he's hoping that the people of Wisconsin and of this small Hicktown are appreciative of his work and he will be coming to Wisconsin next week to drink beer and help bring about an end of this animal and bear to its knees. This time Robert
Kennedy Jr will not be driving back to New York with a bear corpse in his car and leaving it in the park for the crows and the turkey vultures to devour he has filed that when he kills the spirit he will make it beautiful bare skin rug and when is he elected into the White House the spare skin rug will be a major new feature of the oval office. He has been hemorrhaging followers and dropping in the polls it's something
suggested that Robert Kennedy Jr just wants to get a major media position job and be CNN and Chris Cuomo type broadcasting or as we have advised...Robert Kenedy jr needs to spin with this bear story and others and start an illustrious stand-up comedy career as this man with his speech and natural talking ability unique sounds would make a ideal stand-up comedian always ready to draw laughs.
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