Brook Tanner
After his horrible debate performance with JD Vance last week, Tim Waltz decided to celebrate immediately afterwards instead of talking to the press by going and getting pizza. Tim Waltz went to a pizzeria that was connected to the hall where he performed the horrendous debate performance from hell and was quite literally eviscerated for eating pizza while JD Vance was still actually on stage answering reporters questions and maintaining his dominance long after the debate was over. Tim Walz looked and went along with his crazy-eyed wife they left for the pizza and had a hard time deciding what exact
piece of they wanted. Tim Walz was interested in the sausage pizza well his wife wanted the vegetarian habanero Pizza that this pizza place was offering. Tim Walz got an extra-large pizza for him and his wife to discuss the horrible debate performance and whether Tim Pizza actually got to enjoy the pizza after what happened is not clear. What is clear is Tim Walz gobbled seven pizzas after his debate performance and clearly his pizza wife Judy berated him for his awful performance.
No amount of excellent pizza was going to help Tim Waltz and quite literally this man is like a Charlie Brown pizza monster who just can't comprehend that he is unfit for the duties and challenges of being a vice president. Tim Walsh should drop out and become a pizza maker at a local nearby
restaurant and the country would be much better off if he just sold and made pizzas then deciding queer policies mandated acceptance for LGBTQ and given driver's license illegal immigrants. There was some hope that Tim Walz choked on a pizza and indeed he gobbled the pizza he ordered after the debate so fast many
were wondering if he thought this might be his last meal. The pizza disaster of Tim Walz will go down in pizza history as this failed Minnesota pizza-eating obsessed governor and bad vice president choice has a
insatiable appetite for stupidity and pizza all in one. Tim Waltz is being mocked left and right for his pizza trip immediately following this failed debate and likely one of the reasons Mr Waltz failed in this debate is he was hungry, and he was constantly thinking of pizza that his wife Mary promised they would stop and get following the debate performance.
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