Payton Jenkins
Some months ago Chris Christie has started a hobby getting a present from his kids of a jetpack. The morbidly obese failed four-time presidential candidate and failed two-time governor of New Jersey had been riding the skies around New Jersey and this is coincided with many drones and sightings of drones and UFOs. Clearly Chris Christie is has accounted for many of these sightings as the image of a fat man in the sky riding a jetpack clearly may resemble a drone and the morbidly obese 300 lb Chris Christie needs a lot of fuel and jet to get his fat ass in the air and stay in it. Chris Christie has a jetpack
that is twice the size of the normal traditional one. The jet pack scene is still developing technology has not been perfected and basically an individual can go only go up for 5 to 10 minutes before they have to return to Earth. Chris Christie admitted that he takes the jet pack out late at night to go to several n ear by White castles or Wendy restaurants in his neighborhood which he gets there much quicker and gets there before the lobby is closed and he doesn't want to eat in his Mercedes and mess it inside eating his fast food late night runs.
Chris Christie still having hopes and plans of running again for president 2028 and he plans to bring the jet pack with him to be a major part of his campaign as he will have learned and mastered this craft and one can imagine him zooming in into and landing right on the podium in front of s a rally.
Chris Christie has failed so many times to be president he basically runs to raise money which he then uses to go to McDonald's and Burger King. The immoral and morbidly obese and disgusting media monarch also wants to stay relevant by running and thus being invited by the likes of CNN, MSNBC, Disney,
enforce the public to have to hear this fat head speak as if he has any relevancy or importance to speak on any political topic. Look for Chris Christie the once again grift as this man somehow has been able to find it and be an outlet of international corrupt money wanting stupid American politicians to be potential choices for the public and be constantly in the media and having to hear this loudmouth every four two to four years during election cycles. we also predict that Chris Christie likely will crash his
jetpack and this will be discovered as a source of many of the drone sightings in New York and this fat head likely will break two of his fat legs. Chris Christie needs to be forced to ditch these jetpacks and quite his amateur solo pilot travels and the long dreams and impossible plans of mass jet pack travel has regressed through the years and Chris Christies disastrous attempt to revive it and promote it likely will hurt his large ass and back fire on him.
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