Jake Glass
Animal Stories
Over in the swamps near Kissimmee Florida another weird crime took place this time it was a reptilian crime on human as an old woman and her husband in their 60s were kayaking along the swampy banks of the Kissisimie River or whatever. This old woman named Cynthis Diekema , knows a
very huge alligator and she baited and taunted it as their kayak slowly went by a alligator who could be easily mistaken as a crocodile. The alligator was quick and made its way towards the canoe quickly gaining
ground in the water and this woman quite literally videoed her last moments in life with her smartphone trying to be a sassy and trying to be a sassy mother fucker with a selfie and a big Gator behind her. The alligator pounced on the boat and tipped it over with its powerful weight and tail and both the woman and her husband fell in the water.
The husband desperately tried to fight off the alligator they had a strong grip on this old woman and brought the witch down into the waters instantly killing it and having a little leg and foot snack. Authorities would find this woman named Cynthia Diekema ,and her body miles down the swamp and the silly nature of these boomer people needing to go into the habitat a wildlife and dangerous predators once again
illustrates the stupidity in your arrogance of so many people when it comes to America's wildlife this alligator fucking fit and chomp this woman out of existence and this should serve as a warning to these other middle-aged and older people that going into dangerous waters and throwaways is not very advisable. This situation could have been avoided with this silly dumb couple picking more suitable areas to kayak that we're not as dangerous in swamp and water predator-filled as this gator filled area
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