Guy Baldwin
Wanting to empty piss and drink new fluids waking up at the middle of the night I went to refrigerator and behold once again for the second time in my life the ghost of the Wheaton box in the Galloping ghost Harold Red Grange appeared in my living room. my Ouija board went nuts started moving so I immediately went over there as he disappeared. We had a riveting conversation about the University of Illinois Fighting Illini as old red dead Grange just wants to see the Illini become a top team in the program number one like Alabama on the annual basis. This has been the dream of this Spirit haunting me for years from time to time and this season Illinois is actually in the top 10 for the first time since 1976 or whatever. They will be playing Indiana Saturday Night and what will be a top 20 match first ever time between these two Midwest universities in football. While these two teams have battled many times in the both in the top 20 in basketball, this will be the first time in the history of both the University of Indiana programs and Illinois that these teams are in the top 20 as if they were some sort of Auburn Alabama rivalry.
We will be watching Saturday night as I rarely watch college football on to see the University of Illinois in the top 10 has put a tear in the eye of Harold Red Grange as he stated a few years ago when Illinois was good. Grange was constantly on my fucking Ouija board bragging and talking about how he was going to help Illinois go on the field and trip a player or two. However, he failed to show up at the Michigan game where we could have used a few of these incidents as Illinois just went to a minor Bowl unable to get over their nemesis which would have been a huge victory and put Illinois in the world championship Elite 8 playoff system or whatever. The garbage crap they have doned the uniforms of University of Illinois has enraged the legendary football hero and now that Illinois is great again we see
ghostly ghastly imagery of Harold Red Grange and back in the heat. We guarantee the galloping ghost of grange will be on the field helping the University of Illinois defeats the Indiana Hoosiers. this will be a crucial game Illinois has a tough schedule so it actually finishing the top 10 will be very difficult, but clearly this team is going to be in a good bowl and have a successful season as Illinois football program has been slowly turned around by the coaching Genius of Bret Bialema who is a morbidly obese
football coach, but has massive brain access and all cells in his head. Illinois is a great state regardless of his horrible governor and bad politicians and this state deserves a winning college football program and perhaps once again being proud and strong in the states in football and they call me will make the people realize that elect leaders are very important. We just can't have a 400 lb monster mobster from a family with 11 billionaires and this just is not good to have is leader in your Governor's Mansion. Likewise, it is having a mayor who only cares about one race and his black people and he is very proud to mention this all the time. Harold "Red" Grange is one of the best spirits of all time if you're going to be haunted you
might as well as be by Cool Dude like this who helped put football on the map. Again grange has a tear in his eye to see the University of Illinois program as great as it is right now. Red Grangeville gave me a warning about this game and he said possibility of lightning striking as God will be watching is a strong possibility. In addition, I overhead Grange said that there's nothing wrong with male cheerleaders and people flipping out because of Minnesota Vikings having a couple of soy boy cheerleaders and this nothing to get worked over. More men need to get into women's traditional women's roles and traditions and much the same way women try to break barriers and always get into what is your traditionally been a male aspect in society. Thus Harold Red Grange supports male fruity cheerleaders in football and he made mention that he was once a cheerleader and that and that cheerleading is common in college if anyone insulting him for it he would have punched them in the nose. H ewould also punch anyone making Tik Tok videos celebrating Charlie Kirk's death and the Illinois native has already met Charlie Kirk up in the after life
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