Chung Young
Today we are pleased to announce we have hired this Professor Nez looking jackass at the Right Bull team on this blog. Kirk Jacobson has been hired and he is signing a contract worth ten million dollars over ten years and we are pleased to add this right-wing demagogue onto our blog . Kirk brings a great history of objectifiable analyst and thought policing as this failed former policeman who beat many of his traffic stops will not be hired and working his internet writing magic here on this blog. This Big Bossman type of former failed cop is now determined to hep this blog grow and joins our team of 138 writers. Kirk is looking forward and proud saying the epitome of his writing career has just occurred with his hiring
on our blog and he is very proud to be the newest addition to this incredible blog and writing team. We look forward to Kirk joining our blog and his worth ethic and dedication running onto the other staff members and lazy writers that contribute maybe only one or two articles a month. it has been a while since our last hire and we have received a new funding and thankfully knock on wood no writer has had a tragic accident or death and these accidents don't occur as was a common pattern in the past two years.
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