Zach Eddy is a NBA bust and he is trying desperately to contact Dr Disrespect to get into gaming

 Andy Cruz

Former Purdue Big Man 7-ft Star Zack Eddy thought he would be in NBA All-Star by now. The very popular and huge basketball player was expected to be the future of the National Basketball Association and one of the top pigment free big men of the show of the game instead. Zach Eddy continues to get injured and playing for the Memphis Grizzlies he is having a horrible season and without a doubt it is safe to say now that this guy most likely is a bust down. Zachary may be one of the biggest NBA busts of all time and this 7-ft Central Asian looking goon just cannot seem to get his foot out of his ass on the court. Zach Eddy just is playing horrible and the pure disappointment of the Memphis faithful and

following. This team in this dangerous city is seen in pretty much basically every game that he sits on the bench with an ice pack on his foot. Zach Eddie is an embarrassment and thus with this in mind he is looking to take for a quick get out from the Gizzlies and to move into what sometimes can be more lucrative career in video gaming and podcasting.

       Zach Eddy wants to be a gamer and he is trying desperately to contact Dr Disrespect for a tryout and for information on how he can become a gamer and make millions and millions of dollars much like the disrespectful one is able to do as one of the top gaming legends of our lifetime. Dr Disrespect gets so much pussy through gaming and the amount of money and corporate sponsorship that Herschel Beame IV the fourth gets just from playing video games is something that makes Zack Eddie Green with jealously  and while he has his own money with a contract that he has been able to bamboozle the

National Basketball Association and his Grizzly team. Eddy would rather play video game basketball then the real game and make the money that many of the top and more popular gamers make.  The real game is too much work, he sweats a lot, and  he always injures his foot in the only injury Eddy said that he could imagine  he get through video games to be thumb fuckery. 

     Zach Eddy is looking desperately and he is not getting the calls back from Dr Disrespect who is tired of all these people trying to leach and learn. Eddy the train is it getting so mad that he is even thinking personally of visiting Dr Disrespect and getting into his face. Mr Eddie cannot stand playing in the National Basketball Association and being a humiliating bust and thus he is learning new skills and

playing daily NBA 2K or whatever the fucking basketball game is called for video games. Zachary Eddy indeed be much better performer on the cyber court in the real court and we look forward to seeing if this guy does make it rear transition from what was supposed to be a stellar NBA Hall of Fame career and first round pick to a gamer