5/19/26

Blake Bachert arrested

 Bert Berg




              Today we are the same news report that Blake Bacherd to the well-known pranker and YouTuber was arrested. Blake had done a meet up with his fans and they invaded the sacred spaces of a Target store doing various videos hitting swinging whiffle bats with little basketballs and all sorts of crazy shit that Blake Bastard has long been known. Bachert is this stretch string bean 6'3 type guy who does all sorts of pranks and claps the hands of individuals and there is nothing perhaps better in life like


Bachert likes to do and fucking around and finding out and hand slapping other young men. This wanker though was eventually arrested as Target doesn't play around and this man was already trespassed at this Target store for previous videos and attempts to spread himself his brand through the use of the Target background. Blake and his gang of fans created such chaotic environment like little monkeys that the security used facial recognition and realized this guy was already banned form the store and they called police pronto

        Police were called in and they cuffed and stuffed like a a shirt into a panty wagon and to see this YouTuber cuffed and treated like a common criminal that he is was pretty awesome to the many Blake Bachert haters out there. Blake Batcher is a punk who again just 80% of the time in his videos just hand slaps other men he meets on the streets and Mr Bachert has a legion of praising and psychotic cult-like


fans who follow and try to meet up with him as he travels the country doing these weird videos on YouTube. Eventually this pranker youtuber was released on on the bail that his young male fans organized and got money for him. Blake was back out on the streets pranking and fucking around as he usually does as the untalented Generation Z asshole that he was born in life

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