Kentucky Wildcats Senator geriatric Mitch McConnell is on the brink of death and is unconscious and he considers running for president in 2028

 Milton Wiener

             The weird and forever politician geriatric politician known as Mitch McConnell is on his deathbed wish list. Mitch McConnell has been unconscious suffering in the hospital and has been near death the past 3 weeks and how this man has not been forced out of the US Senate when clearly he's on his deathbed wish list is beyond any comprehension. Mitch McConnell may be days in the grave as this 95 year old disgusting US senator has been busted and his brain has been buttered for the past decade. The fact that we have no term limits for the US Senate and Congress is utterly reprehensible and thus we get shit in our political system like Nancy Pelosi, Jerry Nadler, and Mr McConnell who refused to retire and to step away from their very powerful political gig because of their neoclassical narcissism that they need to feel that paid attention. 

      We're going to call our favorite Backpage escorts you have a talent of putting you on the brink with their amazing leg actions as Leticia and Monique have put many men near the brink on the street in various forms. Latisha and Monique will do a deathbed twerk and help to spiritually move Mitch McConnell into the spiritual world. Mitch McConnell will indeed be dead within days after this Latisha and Monique deathbed wish to work that we're going to call and once again put forward so Mr Mc Connell can be put out his misery and towards the path that lead eventually for him downstairs to the Gates of Hell. 

     Mr McConnell should have dropped out of the US Senate and now with his impeding death there's going to be a vacancy and other need for Kentucky to have an election to elect finally a US senator who is not cognitively impaired and can actually think on his feet and talk like a normal human being. Mitch McConnell and these other geriatric political leadership have out stayed there use in our political system they have absolutely no shame in remaining in the game many being mentally incompetent and not cognitive to do the very stressful and important necessary work that one entails for a US Senate politician. We wish McConnell good luck in his next lifetime if he is indeed reincarnated as many as suggested that when Mitch McConnell drops he will be reincarnated immediately as a baby turtle somewhere in one of the 1600 Indonesian Island chains and he will have mush less impact.