Jake Glass
Animal Stories
A Grizzly Adams dumb suspenders wearing old man was utterly up ended by a Buffalo the other day in Yellowstone National Park. This old head and his young ugly granddaughter arrogantly approached a bison that was enjoying itself in the mud and son and the guy got too close of a distance for this Beast too accept. The Buffalo charge these two idiots and found the old man in a tree brush chasing him around for several seconds in an epic video that has gone viral around the world. When the Buffalo caught up to this old geezer with suspenders, little hair on head, and long beard he utterly sent the man to space some 20 feet in the air before the man tumbled in some heavy weeds and soft grass saving him from serious injury. The Buffalo named 431276 XL T was extremely proud of his act and went to the media afterwards to explain why exactly he did what he done to this old man and charged him and his ugly granddaughter.
This Buffalo has become internet famous and be loved A Yellowstone tradition now although there are many people who want revenge and want this Buffalo to be removed and eventually put in some slaughterhouse in order to send buffalo meat out East. However, this beast from the West Buffalo 431276 XLT is an amazing animal and is probably going to be the most famous Buffalo since Buffalo Bill. Many people are demanding that this Buffalo is given extra grass and attention from Yellowstone National Park and that he should even be allowed to wear something to identify him as a warning to other idiots that might try to get too close and take pictures of what is now a very famous and unique animal buffalo. 431-276 XLT warned humans do not get within 30 yards of him is he does not appreciate the smell of the nasty human and has already been aggravated through the years of seeing an increase in the number of tourists into Yellowstone who follow and harass buffalos usually from a much more safer distance then this dumb old man.
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