Gino Frobel
Cecil Brewster is an under-served over-sexed homeless guy that we have taken into our studios and a rare contributor to the Left Shark. he is obsessed with sex porn products and often takes the walk to Hubbard street to buy some lube at lunch time and watch women eat and expensive restaurants from his parked van in downtown Chicago.
The guy is our mascot and a basic idiot and is beloved by some of the locals and tourists giving him a buck or two so he can go to Subway sandwich shop. He brings some of these shoplifted Asa Akira DVDs and we are thinking of just putting together a collection so he can purchase a Asa Akira sex doll. These lifelike dolls are made by Real Dolls and they have some of the Wicked entertainers made into dolls so porn addicts like Cecil can dream of fucking their favorite stars. An Asa Akira doll is about as close as a bum like Cecil Brewster will ever get to Asa or any other Asian chick and his obsessions with these expensive dolls gnaws at him as he can never indulge in his silicon fantasies when these dolls cost six grand which is about what can manage to pandhandle in a year. we feel bad for our cecil and are thinking about starting some crownfunding or kickstarter campaign so Brewster can get an Asa Akira doll to fuck all night long whenever he gets done with his porn browsing and spam scams on the internet.
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