Baxter Lomax loses hours to women bartenders

 
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 Cecil Brewster
Baxter Lomax is a writer here at the Left Shark often writing about bartenders, bar crime, and scam bar news or remodeling every two years. One thing that really concerns him is whenever the owners at the Itasca Inn off Irving park Road hire female bartenders and they get instant popularity from the regulars. Baxter knows his gig is threatened and recently a girl named Kimberly was hired and became an instant hit with the important regulars of this dive. One thing that Baxter is sedulous about is being top dog and bartender wherever he works and for the past four years he has owned the Itasca Inn. Baxter has worked hard to ignore the rude comments and the vitriolic language of  some of these baby boomer dickwads that make this bar a part of their regular daliy habit and now he has to deal with a rambunctious young bartender on the weekend nights and who most try to sit on her side of the bar not wanting to deal with usual Baxter again. Baxter has been a grumpy son of a bitch lately walking in to the Right Bull offices and doing his usual internet bar news searches from around the country for his personal news letter and info here. I think he may be having to do a new computer search on a job posting webzone as his days may be numbered when bars everywhere want mostly young tail keeping their clients happy and drinking their pensions away and pissing the beer into the sewers of their local respective villages across the state. 

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