First of all I want to thank this blog for the huge contract I just received and am glad to join this bust writing crew, In honor of the site I will have a Left Shark story about hoe veteran fisherman named Vince McKaney was nearly torn into two parts. The thirty year veteran of the near fishing shores of Virginia. About two miles offshore in Sandbridge Vinnie noticed something was tangling his nets and when he examined it closer he saw a huge eyeball and sharp razor teeth gnawing to get at his flesh. The commercial veteran fisherman was shocked as in all the years he have been capturing and killing fish that he caught such a huge great White left Shark in his boat. it was a surreal moment and instincts worked quick for this man with many years of experience on the coast line.
He immediately cut the line and breathed to Poseidon the ocean God that the Left Shark did not consume him like it was fucking Christmas. two days later he noticed a similar sized shark staking his boat and immediately recognized it has the same God dam lefty that he had caught in his fishing net. the shark has been identified as Mary lee, a massive three thousand pound White Shark that undoubtedly has had many seals in its belly and perhaps the occasional human straggler from time to time. Mary Lee was captured in 2012 and definitely still holds a grudge against humanity for wasting its time and endangering its lungs by having it on the boat breathing smoggy air while it was being tagged. Mary lee has its eyes set for this knucklehead and lets root and hope the next encounter will be even more terrifying for Vince McKaney than this last one.
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