Armando Arturo
Donald "the Chump" Trump worked hard the other day and sat in the office and thought of a unique tweet to mend fences with the Latino population. Trump had accused the narco traffickers and migrant human trafficers as rapiests and criminals, which many of them are but the media had painted this statement with a wide brush early in his political campaign. Trump decided he would do a tweet for Cinco De Mayo and get some publicity for his Trump tower bar and grill dive place which Donald Trump would never consider a dive because it is attached to some fancy tall building that only birds can really fully appreciate. Donald Trump tweeted a picture of him eating this taco Bowl and somehow said that he loves Latinos in a totally stereotypical tweet one would expect from Donald Trump. That the guy would somehow feel the need to promote some third-rate grill in one of his buildings
with his name was amusing but I decided as a food critic to travel to New York and try this place.
the Taco bowl tasted like shit and was barely better in quality than the shit you would get at a Taco Bell or if you have experienced it a Taco John's. I mean I would rather spend a couple of hours at the Taco John's in scary Beloit, Wisconsin than this uppity mid-town Manhattan motel eatery. The way things are going for Donald Trump now and how he continues to disrespect other people he is going to need a daily food taster and should worry about people poisoning his food in the kitchen. Clearly this is a guy who would fight against any minimum wage increase for the workers in Trump bar and Grill. the chicken tasted like it was imported from Honduras and some of the worse quality meat I have ever put down in my stomach. the beef enchiladas might as well have been made from dead whale meat. I tried the steaks in this place as was amazed at how over-priced and poor in quality the meat tasted and wonder where the fuck Trump gets his meat and what vendors this clown orders his meat. All these celebrity restaurants whether it be Don Shula, Mike Ditka or others usually order from the same vendors and is why pretty much there is very select differences one finds consuming food in these corporate restaurants. Trump is a chump who would never have made it as a restaurateur without his real estate dominance and having the ability to borrow money and buying up New York when it wa sin ruins and on the cheap. One would imagine he would make as good of a president than he would as a taquieria owner.
The women that get all dressed up and fancy into the Trump towers anywhere with his name are all expecting their own sugar daddies or working either for an escort agency or for themselves in these buildings where they can charge maore bang for the bucks. How do you think Trump got his wife. ost lilley from the lobby of one of his debt-fueled buildings that nearly put him on the brink of financial ruin many times before bailouts save our future fuhrur.
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