Ben Jones is some redneck hick in rural backwards Rappahannock Country just outside Washington Dc he has made some god jingle from this classic television program form the seventies despite a really bit role as that nasty mechanic that as always dirty and greasy. ben Jones even used the role for getting himself into congress nd was somehow elected two times by the rural hicks to represent them in Washington.
Jones has a novelty store and wanted to add more parking and a restaurant. The country is proud of their farming and rural background so they hesitated when deliberating crazy Cooter" plan for additional parking and many neighbors wondered what ben would put up next at or near his novelty store. Ben Jones got so angry he started going to the press including the Wall street Journal and eventually closed his novelty shop looking for places he can reopen that won't be stingy about expanding asphalt space devoted to Americans love of the dirty automobile, which by the ay was the only reason this lame hillybilly showgram was even popular. Ben Jones in realty is just like his Cooter character and is big hillbilly himself and he is lucky through the years that somehow he was allowed to be o this program for so many years adding 
as little as possible to the quality of programming or character development. ben hates the local government in Rappahannok county nd the yankess that have ventures South from the big bucks of Washington DC nd he just wants to be left alone and allowed to sell daisy dukes to skinny teenage girls with lovely long legs. Some of Benjamin's backers say this coutry of hicks can't afford to run a business and a successful business man like ben Jones out of town and how much he has added to the local economy. I mean how many other people are there down in the area that can still ride the Dukes of hazard and was nice a part of the program. perhaps ben Jones should run for Rappahannock County Commissioner and get that fucking parking lot and Ferris wheel built. 
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