Armando Arturo
New Jersey has seen some young pretty girls dying and being killed in recent weeks and we will highlight two this week. The first one is the death of Caitlen Nelson who was a college co-ed at Sacred heart University which is pretty ironic of a name given the sad situation and ending of this young woman. Unfortunately she didn't have a weak sacred heart and her death was the result of stupidity and dumbness of many young college people entering insane attention-seeking contests on campus to feel important.
You see Caitlen decided she wanted to be top pancake eater at their school and woke up one morning prepping herself from a days starvation so she could wolf down as many pancakes a she can and more than the next individual. The Clark,New Jersey native died in what is being called accidental asphyxiation as getting a big gulp of pancake and syrup stuck in your throat and preventing you to breathe ahhh is not that remote of a possibility when entering these stupid Greek culture sorority and fraternity contests on college campuses. The grim reaper made this girl go gimp as he was watching Caitlen and is often around at these fast tie eating contests as the reaper is full aware that mankinds stupidity (or in this case womankind) can be assured especially given when college age silly events are held involving food,liquor, and live animals. I have always maintained the stupidity of Greek Life in a blog I had in the nineties after seeing Revenge of the Nerds and the bad chemical beer drinking tricycle race scene where the chink was drugged and nearly over-drank himself on nasty bog corporate beer. I just wonder how many Greek group members were killed replicating this scene for their local college campus event.
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