4/9/17

Sick Seattle Mariner Safeco park and chef Ethan Stowell caters to weird neurotic and eccentric eating habits of fucking Asians and sells grasshopper

Gus Perkowski
   Insects are meant to be squashed and not eaten but apparently the Seattle baseball boring organization and sport didn't get the memo and is now catering to fucking foreigners on the men u. The insane decision of food vendors in Seattle's Safeco and chef Ethan Stowell decided to add grasshopper and other bug shit on the menu.This is the first for baseball and obviously is an attempt to please the twisted food habits of Asians and other UnAmericn outsiders who whose brain would even contemplate digesting such a disgusting item into their gut..
Thus scumbag Stowell says he just doesn't want the traditional food items in the ball park and that is fine and dandy but adding bizarre shit like grasshopper is just stupid and a really moronic attempt for recognition pushing the envelope. This eccentric chef is adding these toasted critters but obviously in this jokers own restaurant and at the Four Seasons he would not be serving and cooking some as grotesque as grasshopper. What is next crickets? Cockroaches?
As a bug exterminator just thinking about this gets my blood boiling and one has to wonder in the drive for profit and cheap low-cost offerings at the ballpark if ore baseball clubs will go this option and serve insects and spiders on the menu instead of hot dogs and hamburgers. Maybe they will have real meat and food for the luxury boxes and the rest of the fans can eat cake and grass along with the bugs. This story is sad and sick as the catering to peon Mexicans and neurotic Asian with one of the most American traditions as baseball shows how quickly this country has deteriorated to a third world country with somethig like this on menus at games. Ethan Stowell needs to go and work in mexico if he wants to experiment and serve bugs and centipedes at an eatery.

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