Creepy Clown arrested in Hollis, Maine for terrorizing locals with a machete

Woody Underwood
   A clown was seen in this rural backwards backwater part of America as a guy on opioids was walking around town in a clown outfit and a machete. The disturbed individual was finally cornered and captured and he became the 2000th creepy clown arrested since the summer of 2015 s more and more of these whack jobs entertaining their decaying brains by dressing as Bozo on crack. the fact that these clown actually arm themselves and open up the possibility of death by clown for the simpletons in anytown, america is very scarier and perhaps new federal laws against these clown terrorism should be enacted against men like (And they are always men)

Corey Berry should really get the book thrown at them, along with a pie. Unsurprisingly, Berry was intoxicated and on synthetic or regular marijuana when arrested in his creepy clown outfit and actions like this can be expected ore as leftist liberals push for more drug legalization which would create as many dull and boring smoke shops in these rural areas more than what already exists. These clown pranks are not funny and scares the shit out of kids and what doesn't make sense is why these meth heads like Corey Booker wouldn't do this near Halloween and instead do it during the middle of summer