Phillip River's has a nice new custom SUV drive but he will not be going to Super Bowl with it

Lee Park Kong
  Los Angeles Chargers quarterback Phillip Rivers had a custom SUV man wheel create dto make his four hour commute from San Diego to LA much easier to deal as he has hired a driver and has a half a million dollar custom vehicle to spin around. Phillip Rivers though likely made some punch holes inn this vehicle as his Chargers team have started 0-2 this season thanks to an terrible imported NFL kicker from North Korea who cannot even manage a crucial game field goal. Young Hoe Koo has embarrassed the Los Angeles areas Korean community with his failures and clearly he was picked on the team to somehow attract the diverse Asian Korean population in the greater Los Angles area

 Phillip Rivers is fucking tired of not going to the Super Bowl and building up these stats for years to show nothing for it. Rivers year in and year out tries hard and studies the game in preparation to one day of playing in the big game on a Sunday in February and joining the ranks of the all-time greats.

However, this goal becomes more difficult when his football organization is playing footsies courting the North Korean community in Los Angeles and puts a man on the squad who clearly shouldn't be on the fucking team. Phillip Rivers can buy himself a great set of wheels but King Phillip will never be able to buy a Super Bowl ring and will need the chess mates to check the AFC rivals and at least make the final big game. the Los Angeles Chargers need to dump this kicker and get someone capable of making tense field goals and then they can restart the season and start to justify Phillip River's huge contracts and ability to purchase a house priced  man cave truck.