At 7 45 pm last Saturday a fucking creepy clown threatened a teenage boy in Karns City, Pennsylvania near a wooded hillside off Hooker Road and Kittanning Pike in Butler Country. The fucked up clown had a metal baseball bat, not wooden, and threatened to do a Alex Rodriguez on his ass and what is fucked up of this incident is the man is was a clown and whether this once agian starts a summer long terror of the clown in the scary rural backwaters of fly by country is not known.The boy was struck in the knee and transported to the local hospital in Kittanning and the clown quickly disappeared into the woods. The boy later heard a woman scream as he scrimped home on a bad knee. The police described the clown as 5'7 210 pounds wearing white and red makeup with a blue nose and a bald-pattern wig
Authorities are also warning people not to venture to these woods anytime soon until this culprit is found and his clown liscense taken and stripped away. Already reports in neighboring counties report similar sighting in and around woods and are warning people if they see a clown do not approach it. If the clown starts heading your way with or without a weapon authorities are telling people to immediately turn in the other direction and run like hell
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