Michelle Puranoreet is a yoga master and guitar hero rockstar coming to Chicago and teaching several classes on how people can both play a rocking guitar and a bong gong while still meditating to one of the thousand Hindu holy cow Gods of your desire. Michelle says deep within people there is a creative spirit that needs a spark to light it and it promises to bring joy,peace, and freedom to ones internal spirit.
Ms Puranpreet is no parakeet and she is offering classes at the famed Infidelity Foundation in Chicago's North shore that will cost a cool five hundred dollars qand you will yoga,meditate,roc and bong with this woman if you sign up for her classes. The fake Buddhist Hindustan,Islamist says if you take her classes you will explore and expand your horizons and open the door to new inventive and innovative ways to deal with daily stresses in your life such as when your cat,canary, or dog takes a shit on your five thousand dollar The yoga star formerly known as Michelle Fiore belongs to Baba Ghoulini's harem and she is totally 100 percent certified to sell snake oil and rubbing alcohol all while delivering great guitar tunes while smoking and banging a bong. Our own Hindu hero writer Baba Pugwuthi highly recommends this woman and her classes if you are both interested in learning the guitar and Hong Kong Bong and hearing alot of yoga bullshit along the way bored one Saturday afternoon. 
No comments:
Post a Comment