Rural geriatric residents of Battle Ground, Washington thought they saw a pussycat named Ranger but it was not a Crazy Cougar

Aaron Luther
Animal stories
  In Ground Battle, Washington  Cougar sightings caused much panic and feat in the last few weeks as the state of Washington was coming to grips with a cougar crisis in the state as the Lion-like big cat beasts have expanded all over the state form the rural forests of eastern Washington to the urban landscapes of Seattle. The residents in Ground Battle were fearful especially given the recent death in the state of Washington of a biker killed by a hungry Mountain Lion that attacked him as the bike peddler was riding with another bicyclist.

Their worries were unfounded when it came into light that the Puma people thought they saw was actually a sleek and powerful local tomcat named Ranger who acted like a cougar but is actually a fourth of the size and weight of the normal Mountain Lion one would see in the Pacific North West North woods.

What likely  happened was that a lot of old people heard stories of crazy killer cougars and got freaked out when they saw a large alley cat hissing and ahhh eating a sparrow or some road kill squirrel fresh meat.

 It id also possible this Battle Ground area of rural redneck backwaters of Washington state has such an opioid crisis that these people can't even tell the difference between a cougar and a tabby household cat they are all so addicted to household sniffing cleaning products and prescription pills stolen form Walgreens or Wal-Mart. Ranger looks nothing like the bad ass wild Cougars of Washington and Oregon that can kill a man with the snap of a neck and was vividly illustrated by last months vicious attack by Ps 41. Ranger is no Cougar,no Mountain Lion, no Puma, no Jaguar, no Lynx, no PS 41and is not even Bob the Bobcat