Green iguanas are not native to Florida and with increased heat waves and record setting summers there and elsewhere the iguana is spreading like squirrels in the region and are popping up everywhere including peoples toilets. The Iguana problem offer opportunities to exterminators and indeed some business have exploded in this region dealing with the green lizards and their common damage to power lines as increased power failures are up 398 percent in recent years. Some people willing to eat odd meats and serve them in local ethnic restaurants also are seeing boon times with all of this iguana meat now available but the toasty iguana is causing serous problems and as a professional exterminator I have often thought of locating down there for a few months to help the Floridians out but then thought twice about it.
Iguanas are not cute and cuddly squirrels and these lizards will never be appreciated like the brown rat. Iguanas are not even suppose to be their and like the green parrot of the Midwest are a nuisance and are spreading like rabbits throughout the region. The best solution aside form spending massively on exterminators is to send in super squirrel to save the day. Its either that or a way to cross-breed and develope iguana eating squirrels 
that will hunt and be top mini-me predators of the region and of the trees,suburban strip malls,lakes,ponds,senior citizen homes,gas stations, and other Floridian sprawl as apparently alligators are too slow to do the job in Florida or may not have a taste to eat fewllow reptiles and ones like the iguana whom the gators might think as a second cousin. The lizard-eating gene spliced and laboratory created squirrel beast is coming to a South Floridian community near you. 
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