Mahinda Rajapaske returns to power in Sri Lanka and will sell bricks from China

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  Madman Sri Lankan Mahinda Rajapaska is the latest authoritarian to return to power and his return mist a constitutional crisis was unexpected and shocked and appalled the world. The prime minister of Sri Lanka refused to leave despite losing protection secret services for this island nation and talk of civil war is once again reaching the airwaves in this rural oceanic outpost of crazed Hindu and Buddhist conflict.
Manhinda immediately met with Chinese foreign ministers and began the process of moving Sri Lanka into another Chinese satellite and promised to president Xi that he would get this loyalty for life if the Chinese premier so appoints him to this permanent position that Jinping Xi enjoys in China. Sri Lanka moving closer to China is a serious threat especially given eh authoritarian and brutal past of this fuck face Mahinda Rajapaske and his feared private guards that ride and use elephants to smash protest and their opponents.

Mahinda was walking around with some swagger into the office knowing full well he is BMF in charge again and he continues to have support of some Bollywood big wigs as he parties with all the beautiful actors and elites in Delhi while oppressing the poor Tamils who eat dirt in this remote but strategically crucial island the Chines empire is slowly developing and encircling either India or Pakistan. The appointment of  "Manny" as he is affectionately known has angered many and the appointment of Mr Rajapaske as prime minster may rank up there with Von Hindenberg appointing Adolf Hitler as chancellor in Germany in 1933.

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