Nick Dumbjilio
Movie review
Animal Stories
Famed bad ass actor Liam Neeson has thought of what it would be like killing animals as he has put forth out the in the media. Liam is a bad ass like no other impressing the movie addicts,dweebs, and obsessive compulsive in this country. The bellicose actor was jogging last week when he was suddenly pounced b y a huge Male Puma out of the bushes biting and clawing at him in a frenzy and Liam Neelson did his best and fought the beast back. Liam Neeson kicks royal ass and this man should be an honorary American for the movies he has produced and made critics like Richard Roper and Nuck Digilio pleased as a bee.
Liam utterly broke the Mountain Lion crazy cougar jaw and killed the beast before it could do more damage to his aging Hollywood looks and this killing of an attacking Mountain Lion can only bring more positive appraisal to the toxic masculinity that helped save this man form a raging Colorado wild animal top predator of the food chain. The British actor was not going to allow this lion to rape and then eat him and self-defense against all types of animals be it two-legged or four is something
News of this man killing a attacking Mountain Lion appeared last week and many wondered why the mans name was not released and many skeptic seemed to laugh it off as fake news. However, reports came out it was a celebrity and form hearing and seeing this mans incredible movies I knew no doubt that the ator t in question had to be Liam Neeson as the man on the horse tooth nature trial near Fort Collins,Colorado. The crazy Cougar was choked jitistu (sic) style and laid to waste y the manly Mr Neeson and already the animal rights activists and racial identity folks are out calling Liam both an animist and a racist for hos recent actions.
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