Mandy of West Allies Brass Monkey voted best bartender ass in America

 Baxter Lomax
    Mandy has an ass people would kill for and when the owner saw this chika apply for an open bartender job he didn't even bother looking at her resume. Mandy's ass was enough for the owners of Brass Monkey pub and grub in this Milwaukee suburb to hire this wench and Mandy's bartending skill
was besides the point. It seems though the gamble in Mandy has paid off as I have never seen a bar as crowded with beery belly drinking jokers when she is on shift and people form across the region come to this suburban bar to get a look at Mandy. Even downtown car less high-income urban beer snobs make a pilgrimage taking an Uber from downtown Milwaukee . This woman's ass is so big and she wears these low-rise jeans out of the nineties that she can barely keep her pant sin place and chunk in the trunk. Mandy was just awarded Bartender ass of the year by Bartending Magazine and this prestigious award for this bartender as Brass Monkey will be celebrated by locals and all Wisconsinites alike proud that one of their own was victorious in this prestigious award contest. As manager of the famed Itasca Inn and bar and beer blogger of my own I try to avoid hiring female ass bartenders ahhh such as Mandy as they and their derriere are very distracting to worker and client alike. Mandy's as sis amazing as Jesse Lee would say and her numerous past boyfriends spent most of the time in the bedrooms devoted to this body part no doubt and why this woman is not a big star way more famous than a assless  Gwen Stefani I will never know.

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