Michelle Lam and her start up smart bras were not that smart but she got bailed out and will continue to push 100 dollar bras

  Payton Jenkins
     Business publications often have these 40 under 40 innovators of business and global outreach  and a few years ago Michelle Lam was being celebrated as a threat to Victoria's Secrets with these overly expensive bras and panties that had cyber nano chips collecting all sorts of data. Michelle Lam and her company True&Co wanted to collect this data and sell it on the open market and to let advertisers know how many times a woman's breasts were touched by other hands and not their own, collecting the various scents collected on bras and panties, and how collection of these pantyhose information can be gathered and redistributed a s package to other companies. Michelle and her company were living on debt with the false notion that smart bras ahhh would catch on like smart phones and Michelle Lam thought she would get rich with this lame idea and be another Steve Jobs. Michelle Lam spoke with fork tongue of the importance of big data and bra meshing and basically she tried to join the big data tech crowd with a clothing company and lived a lifestyle of big purse purchase and debt-living before the hedge wolves came funding and she was forced to sell her incredibly stupid idea and company of a bra that recorded and spit out paper counting how many times the bra got unloose or stretched out to max during a walk.
Lam and her company got a bail out in order for new ownership of Lam's bra idea and for others to keep the urban Blue city political ponzi scheme going to enrichen the already soaked and super rich in society. Ms Lam was a official at Bain Capital and this crony connection no doubt help fund the insanity of data bras and putting a ticket taper computer chip in them that I guess would print out information ahhh much like Gomez Addmas had in the Addams Family. Michelle Lam loves bras and loves to look at women wear bras and spend four or more hours shopping for one and regardless of if she starts a new company after selling merging her other she will continue to try to bring computer robot bras into the wardrobes of every woman with the incomes to afford such new luxury tech gear.


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