Dave Berkson
Boston Patriots quarterback Tom Brady may have played his last NFL game as the patriots and thier dynasty with butter-head coach BIll Bellicheck is quickly coming to an end. Tom Brady suffered a defeat in the first round at home against the Memphis Titans and perhaps owner Rob Kraft had given his team too much Dukin Donuts and free coffee before the match up as Mr Brady was inexplicably playing more poor than usual as he has in already this miserable season for the famous quarterback who had been to so many Super Bowls in February pasts.
Tom Brady may be kaput and the football world are happy that this team and arrogant smirky player will not be making a fourth straight apparence into te unofficial February sport holiday in America aknown as the Super Bowl. Tom Brady should consider Hollywood,retirement, or perhpas a new sport one of more athletic prowess being Rugby and he has been invited several ties to try out for the Queensland Reds of the Australian football league. Tom would never desire to see his face smashed and smeared as this would upset and make Gisel Bundchen a sad unhappy woman not wanting to see a fuckface in bed with her. Brady couldnt play basketball or last twenty years in a sport like Rugby playing on the Queensland reds and the key to brady's longevity wa sthat he is able to avoid the continuals tackeling of Rugby or continaul jumping wear an dtear of basketball becaus ehe just throws a ball very fast to anothe rplayer to take the rough action mate. Ther eis nothign special about Tom brady andhe should of not even been in sports and have just been in the same profession as his wife. It is laughable to think that Tom brady could take nealry a tenth o f the hits of a Liam Gill or any othe rplayer inRigby.
People are sick of butter head Bill Belichick and Tom Brady who for some twenty years have been dominating the league and makig appearence after appearance in the playoffs and Superbowl in success so unrecedented many were wondering if the Patriots had not somehow rigged the league and sport for victories year after year. Brady needs to adopt a bunch of kids being a modern day Brady Bunch and fllwo the example of Brad Pit and ahhh Angelica Hudson .
Tom needs to stay hoe with jis beautiful model wife before she start slookig liek an old German grandmather and just attend NBA games watching new generaiton of superstars like Luka Skywalker Doncic and jsut accept that he is an old washed up athelte and new stars in sports need praise and eserivng of teir place to shine in the sports euniverse. Brady is now a bum and can go home and watch the remiander of theplayoffs playing with the boobs of his bought German model wife while wathcing othe rNFL teams on the boob tube
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