Jake Glass
Animal Stories
Today we have the sad news of reporting that the internet animal personality called the Angry Ram is kaput dying last week of old age and a battered brain skull. The ram was only six or seven year sod and had battered its way into peoples hearts after being featured on YouTube of its ramming ability form a owner who saved this feral beast from a neighbor who wanted to sell the docile breeding ram to some Albanians to be butchered and devoured for a feast.
Angry ram was a strong bastard little monster beef beast that could knock a human on his ass with one charge and the erratic behavior of this Ram called Rambro on objects an is owner were amazing videos and accounted to the thousands of followers that the Angry Ram Rambro had acquired in YouTube. Rambro was perhaps at one time the most popular animal and channel on the internet and this ram could take on all comers with his viscous charges and beast blasts into whatever got it angrier than a castrated ram. Thee angry one was always battering a boxing bag and other objects tied to ropes on-screen and needed to let its energy go off and beat things. Before its death some people actually were pushing for the YouTube troll Jake Paul to fight the ram in a boxing match. Rambro will not be charging and plowing into shit anymore as it is deader than a door knob. Rambo dead at the age of seven.
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