Chuck " Cheesepuff" Goodwin
In the land of Lincoln there is a politician wanabee in scale of massive spending in the Jim Oberweis category and Chicago politician wanabee Willie Wilson keeps making news for giving money away for gas. Willie Wilson made his money much like the restaurant owner as seen in the original movie " Coming To America;' and Mr Willie owned several Chicago area restaurants of the franchise McDowell's--which is a McDonald's rip off-- and the lame ass Burger world and in addition Willie Wilson owns stock a and helped start the new fast food burger franchise that is brand
new and slowly growing called Ghetto Burgers . Willie Wilson is flushed with cash and he wants to use this free money from hedge funds to o-pen up assets and restaurants left and right so he can tap into 0% free loan money and then use it to start a PAC and Mr Wilson wants to be Mayor, Governor, senator or whatever he can ge perhaps all three at once some day and be the first to do so.
Willie Wilson loves the attention he gets from the media for his gas give away and the former Kansas City Royal legend and speedster is confident that he can use this publicity to get the major political office and he figures one day he can steal a major election and use these charity help money balls to get himself a political office as easily he could ahhh steal second base from a weak throwing Johnny Bench. The amount of good PR that slick Willie gets fork funding these free gas days is a good investment for this mad man who wants desperately to call himself mayor of Governor and Mr Wilson cannot believe he has not yet ascended to major office given a man of his wit and wealth.

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