Lonnie Yeager signs at the Left shark for forty million dollars a year

Herbert Gilbert
   Hotshot blogger Lonnie Yeager from the Ron Paul institute has signed here at the Left shark. This brilliant wiz kid will be a fine  addition to are already crowded field of writer and bloggers and we look forward to the writings of this guy. he is now also the highest paid member of our staff at forty million dollars a year.  Lonnie brings a few years of experience to the table but coming from an elite family he will certainly be rewarded with his justifiable income demands. Lonnie Yeager has tons of wit and a sarcastic style of sassy smarts that would get his ass kicked in real life but he can easily say it behind the keyboard and screens of a cyber world. Lonnie has already declared he will be a Centralist bear writer not wanting to get too in-depth of the political debate and spectrum and looking forward to big hefty paychecks whose connections to the crony capitalist world and family has helped him to better enjoy life and will. Lonnie Yeager is the newest addition here at this blog and we welcome him with open arms and tightened shoe laces to boot when pissing people off in the office as this is a vicious newsroom and industry as people who get paid the top as Lonnie does do so with a bulleye on their back and resentment in the brain of his fellow writers at the RightBull,Left shark, and center bear.

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