Sea Gulls flock to San Francisco Giants stadium to watch horrible baseball team (The return of Polly Cracker)

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  The San Francisco Giants have fallen and eventually the Chicago Cubs will fall liek them For years the Giants remained on top of the Western division of the National league but now the only thing of interest at their corporate named ball park is a flock of Sea Gulls running so far far away. Some articles were written this year about the nuisance that Sea Gulls have become for the Giants and the remaining fans wiling to shill big bucks to watch a team that has been in last place all season long. There is nothing more pathetic in sports than following a team thirty games bellow first place and play as miserably as the Frisco giants have played this year.

If anything is a nuisance it is the sorry excuse called sport that is demonstrated by the Giants in this park and the Sea Gulls flying and snacking have been the only bright and fun spot at Giants corporate named bucks stadium. (Why anyone outside of paid broadcasters  even refer to the ball parks by corporate name I will never understand) sea gulls have been everywhere and i am sure if you outfitted nine of them in Giant uniforms they would have dione no worse that the San Francisco Sukiants have done this year in baseball 2017. Sea gulls are landing on people and getting freebies much like both inner city ghetto residents of hti liberal bastion and the technocratic elites of silicon valley getting free hand outs form the internationalists.

Sea gulls are the unofficial mascot of the San Francisco giants like real life San Diego Chickens come to life.These beautiful Sea hawks love to tumble down upon the park during games and catch some rays and popcorn dogs. For many fans inn the stands the scenes are reminiscent of the Wizard of Ozzie movies and the flying monkey s and as well as a classic Alfred Hitchcock movie that escapes me right now. The gulls also have a clue when the game is ending and the best opportunity for half eaten pork ground dogs are left in the bleachers and the Sea gulls know when a game is close to ending. Sea gulls are not stupid and going to waste more time than is necessary to watch the 2017 San Francisco giants. Some have suggested the Giants baseball organization has encouraged and enticed these birds in order to save ion costs of having a clean up crew and they are working with nearby Silicon vale executives to creating a robot paper eating Sea Gull  cyborg species that will consume all material left in the stands.