Aaron Luther
Animal stories
Five rural Indian rednecks in the Tamil region of India were gored to death by angry right bulls during their moronic bull-taming festive known as Jallikattu. Appearenltyu for generations Indians have been getting themselves killed in this controversial event which usualy only take place in Southern Indian hillbilly backwards state of Tamil Nadu.
In these backwater regions of India far form the sophisticated areas of India the wild beasts desperately try to fling people of them as a bunch of men jump and try to tame the animal into submission through both fear and pain. They even have organized teams and professional leagues for this "sport" and thankfully the reigning superstar Rabuel of the mighty Green Wave was not injured as he had another stellar performance with sixteen tackles and four bull taming and the Green Wave defeated the Pudacherry cherry poppers 56-13 in Jallikata bull competition.
As for the other five men gored to death this past weekend little information is known about them and somehow I would say Rabuel is responsible as many Tamil silly bastards wish to become a superstar Jallikattu rock star athlete like him. More and more Indians will be stomped,gored,roughshod,bashed,kicked,headed to death as long as these silly Tamils continue to insist on holding this sport in high reguard and holy competition and such a part of their rural backwater culture much to the dismay of most other Indians long trying to ban this mud truck competition.
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