Drunk Lavar ball says Lamelo bigger than Zion Williams He is ready to purchase Puma, and spend his days reading old Calvin and Hobbes comics

 Leo Yost
    The quarantine is hitting Lavar Ball badly as the gregarious father three basketball playing studs has to sit on the couch and watch reruns of Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls instead of being out and about were this court jester loves whcih is the basketball court. Lavar looked tired and rambled something about how he can beat Michael Jordan in a game of horse and that this is not horseshit and that Michael is jealous of him because his boys suck ass and cannot even dream of ever following in their fathers footsteps will never be in the National Basketball Association.

 Lavar Ball came out drunk like a skunk rambling on his couch how much stay at home sucked and how he should be coaching his three sons on the Los Angles Lakers winning rings and selling Ball brand shoes. Lavar also said that Lemelo is more popular than rookie on Williamson and will land a bigger show contract and win way more fucking NBA titles tan Zion can ever dream. Lavar also praised the comi genesis of Bil Watterosn and says he is taking drawing lessons to revive this comic strip of the nineties as he seeks to buy out and own all rights to Calvin and Hobbes comic strip and he will turn it into three kids and Lavar will be the tiger.

Lamelo Ball will son be in the NBA and have these huge Puma shoe deals predicts his father and will ride jets like most people ride a automobile and for anyone who doubts the ability and talent of all three of his sons Lavar told people they can suck his toe. Lavar says as he sit son his coach that one day he will be coaching the Los Angles Clippers or Lakers and he will have all three Balls on the team and they will win 12 ring sin three years as a family and if you don't believe it then you can go fuck yourself. Lavar is already prognosticating the future and sees in a crystal ball how big and mighty his basketball empire will be and one day the NBA commissioner will induct Lavar Ball into the basketball hall of fame for his ambassadorship and unique standing and ability to produce three NBA hall of famer legends onto the court of his heinousness David Stern.