Earl 'Bam Bam" Cunningham
Mike Tyson longs for the days where he was a thug and punched pepe in the face with an ego inflated with his strength and Mike Tyson recently cried on some podcast because he lost the strength and intimidating factor he once held and was so proud being a bully and delivering pain in the neighborhood. MIke Tyson is a psychotic and y day with age his brain become butter and popcorn as he recalled another vicious story as the serial rapist and animal abuser declared offering a zookeeper 10 grand to be allowed into the cage with a Gay Gorilla.
Mike Tyson wanted to find the baddest and ugliest Gay Gorilla he could see in the zoo and wanted to punch a gorilla straight in the jaw to sow the monkey his strength and power but he never got the chance as the zookeeper declined the offer and told Tyson he was fucking nuts. Ironhead Tyson is so sad too bad that he went from being Bad Leroy Brown to Charlie Brown in a span of a few decades.
Mike Tyson is a walking meme may also be crying becau e he is so loaded in debt and unable to have the three hundred million dollar fights anymore with the likes of Tyson Fury that e will never be paid that and he recently had to sell his classic pigeon collection and th last ten tiger she managed to somehow still possess up to this time.Mike Tyson is a walking meme and he feels empty without the power and recognition as one of the toughest busters around and he is contemplating suicide as a Last Resort and this could explain his obsession with fighting a Silverback grown adult male Gorilla. from the pits of the Congo. MIke Tyson is in negotiation with UFC and MMA and Dana White to bring about the possibility of returning to Roman times and gladiator fighting between man and beast would allow Iron Mike to get his dream and new options for a large payout fighting Gorillas and Tigers in a caged UFC ring.
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