Earl " Bam Bam' Cunningham
Former Chicago Cub legend Brian Urlacher has signed a stunner 4 year 150 million contract with the tollway express and hair restore,com that will bring more billboards and more exclusive rights as th former Bear legend has about now a hundred billboards with his mug and this must be a national record and tragedy. The roadside billboards are a distraction and a disgrace and we have long called for the removal of these eye sores and somehow Chicago on the interstate toll tollways allows as many dam billboards along the highways especially near O' Hare airport.
Another Urlacher NFT with Stars Wars Wookie is set to be appraised for one million dollars and will be uo for bidding April 1. In addition a Chinatown Urlacher with very long hair much more in a deceiving as than he could ever grow is also expected to fetch a big penny in the tunes of a million bucks to be available for anyone (with much money ) to purchase.
Brain Urlacher is not relevant or thought much of in Chicago anymore and most people consider and first projection of him is that fucking idiot al all of those billboard instead of the over-hyped linebacker footballer that he was. Brian Urlacher has found a successful post playing career allowing his head to be shown and then mocking the legions of proud bald and shaved head and The Restorehair.com hasn't gotten the memo that bald is groovy and not as shameful as this doctor of fake hair pubic region restoration gimmickry would lie to portray with its despicable Urlacher billboards.
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I'm just sick of when I make my job commutes from Milwaukee to Indianapolis around Chicago I have to see so many Brian Urlacher homages and billboards and now the football legend has other plans for these billboards as he is going to use these
images to sell at NFTs and make more of a financial killing on the Non-Fundigable Tokens swindle. Brian Urlacher we hear rumors was told by his wife Madeline Frost--a super model-- to grow some stubs on his head as she was not attracted to chrome domes and Brian found a way to get funded after his playing career and be able to financially support his fine tailored suits and Rolex watches.
Brian Linebacker is reportedly offering people a chance to own several of his billboards as NFTs and is putting the one near Rivers Casino and asking for beginning bids to be in the 700-800 thousandth dollar rage, Urlacher is a joke all of these billboards and form the looks of a recent Brian Brian interview on sports XM Sirius Urlacher basiclaly went from a bald guy to one that is exempt thinking and this concept and billboards are complete asinine.
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