7/24/25

Hulk Hogan is dead

Benito Bautista 

     The incredible Hulkster has died and broke the bank with a three to one odds of whether either he or Ric Flair would have died first Hulk Hogan had a cardiac arrest and already liberals on Tik Tok are celebrating it and hoping and predicting the Donald Trump will have the same predicament very soon the shocking and appalling Death of Hulk Hogan then I come have a surprise is this man was a human injection machine constantly taking shots and injecting himself with anabolic steroids at early age Hulk Hogan was like gay chicken and a kettle raised to be big and these Mr Hogan lived a life larger than


most. Mr Hogan was a king in professional wrestling and a legendary figure and I was hoping he would stick around and make it to one or two more Republican national conventions. This news hits hard and I wanted to ride the Ric Flair and hulk Hogan who dies first gimmick on-line for another ten years.

    Mr Hogan passed away and brought the rest to the betting odds between who would die between him and Ric Flair and many people assumed it would be Hogan giving his tremendous size and the more necessary blood vessels needed to pump through his decaying body it was also something that the Hulkster could not take anymore. Maroc Piamonte supposably made 20 million dollars form the who will


die first bet between Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan and indeed the " Nature Boy" was pleased with this victory saying he was sweating it out. Hulk Hogan was a large than life figure and perhaps no other wrestler will be as much of a well know and mainstream celebrity as the Hulkster and indeed many people assumed both he and Flair would of been dead a decade ago. We use to see Hulk Hogan pick up chicks and snort coke at Stay Out Night Club in Stone park, Illinois in the early nineties taking bitches to the bathroom after he performed in  near by Rosemont, Illinois and there was one fucking  time Hogan snorted so much coke out ki  the open I thought he was going to be another dead young wrestler and Hogan is lucky to hav emade it as long as he did. 
 Hulk Hogan brought this fake theatrics to the mainstream and the collapse of modern dumb wrestling is because they don't have mic superstars who could talk and action and professional wrestling now is a shadow of its former self. The industry now sucks ass and will never be as big in Hulk Hogan's prime and the death of Hogan might as well as be the death of professional wrestling now as now days these minor leagues and small professions also are so bad only have wrestling matches and events like once every two weeks and wrestling is dead up to the corrupt and Saudi an d Qatar funded modern WWE garbage. Hulk hogan is dead and his legend lives on Tik Tok and Youtube videos and today is a sad day. One has to wonder if Mr. T or Flair are next within the week or month. I am near teras and can't even do another post for the day in extreme mourning.😥


    

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