Stupid guy wants to be even by snake

Jake Glass
  On December 7 of this year will be a day of infamy as a man will allow himself to be swallowed by the biggest Anaconda known to man. Paul Rosolie will put on a special suit and go into the belly of the beast with a camera as a publicity stunt for the Discovery network. An emergency rope will be attached to his ankle supposedly to pull him back if Paul so wishes.
Whether Mr Rosolie will choose this is yet unknown as he is the latest line of individuals seeking publicity and fame. A man tight walked over buildings in Chicago and a terminally ill woman committed suicide on a chosen day in recent weeks. I have to admit I will turn in live for this special and will be rooting for the snake and hope Paul doesn't choose to have his corpse dragged out of the snake causing likely excruciating pain to indigestion the silly bastard. Paul should just allow himself to dissolve into snake acid like most other things that get unfortunately  devoured  by the worlds largest snake. This guy is a publicity seeking jagoff and he am be biting more than you can chew with this endeavor into the jaws of the Anaconda.

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