Tim Cook came out the other day to finally unveil the Apple smart watch. This is suppose to be the game changer that will make everyone drop their phones and start buying really expensive watches and having it strapped to their oldies at all times. This object though will do more than just tell time and people will be able to check their spam jammed email accounts on this beautiful device and be ale to change the screens putting Micky Mouse on it.this whole event promoting this absurd item was a mickey Mouse event. This will be Apples most personal device yet and for the first time allow the ultra wealthy to distinguish themselves with an Apple product to show off their status. One of these days these Apple watches may replace the dog as mans best friend as they get more complex and have conversations with people. A gold version of this amazing watch will be on the market for a starting price of ten grand and I'm Cook hopes more than a few chinks and Hindus make a plane trip to the big apple to buy this version to show their peon porters that they are something. 
Tom Cook proudly boasted that it is out of the pockets and o to them and this device will be the first of many wearable Apple devices. I expect the I hat someday to be able to plug into not the brain circuits of all Apple fans telling them how great this product and company is but then again Apple fans already knew this. This device is the greatest creation in mankind since..the original time piece. I mean I love all them movies based in the past where time prices were so easily pickpocket by the poor. Tim Cook and Apple continues this tradition as the number of pine muggings clearly indicates that this is a product that all classes need to get their hands on and after crack and berries this has to be the most addicting item ever conceived by man.
Tim Cook is such a genius and a great replacement for Steve Jobs. I mean Jobs never came up with this Dick Tracy type watch and I wonder how long before Apple comes up with live video on these watches where people can watch each other an their watches. Will his watch be the amazing big seller like IPhones or Google glass? Time will tell and people will have plenty of time to get use to this new device that will let you know the time and so forth. Thank God Steve Jobs for Apples existence.
Tom Cook proudly boasted that it is out of the pockets and o to them and this device will be the first of many wearable Apple devices. I expect the I hat someday to be able to plug into not the brain circuits of all Apple fans telling them how great this product and company is but then again Apple fans already knew this. This device is the greatest creation in mankind since..the original time piece. I mean I love all them movies based in the past where time prices were so easily pickpocket by the poor. Tim Cook and Apple continues this tradition as the number of pine muggings clearly indicates that this is a product that all classes need to get their hands on and after crack and berries this has to be the most addicting item ever conceived by man. Tim Cook is such a genius and a great replacement for Steve Jobs. I mean Jobs never came up with this Dick Tracy type watch and I wonder how long before Apple comes up with live video on these watches where people can watch each other an their watches. Will his watch be the amazing big seller like IPhones or Google glass? Time will tell and people will have plenty of time to get use to this new device that will let you know the time and so forth. Thank God Steve Jobs for Apples existence.
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