Mark Zuckerberg addresses his court with another text-messaging improvment

Otto Jansen
   Mark Zuckerburg was really excited the other day. He declared it an exciting new era and opportunity for Facebook to grow even more in our daily lives as he announced that his company will be working with application developers to bring third party messenger services to Facebook so people can add video, audio clips ,GIFs, and photos to their conversation.

This is not going to be your much older half-brothers AOL type messenger service and you will soon be able to do all the things you can do with Facebook on your Facebook application messenger within a messenger. Mark Zuckerberg said that now instead of calling a company or sending them a text through your phone that you can now directly contact the company through your face book. How about that. I never imagined that Facebook would come to this as they are running out of ideas and new creative innovations for Mark Zuckerberg to come out to the courts and tell his media subjects the happenings at the castle. I mean the one thing the peasants need more than bread is a new combination of social-media and instant messaging services. shit Zuckerberg and all the other plutocratic nobility of the tech world want everyone to be staring at their text messaging services while they clamor for more foreign workers into the field and lobby for more tax cuts and breaks in order to bring important products that already exist in one form or another. What Mark Zuckerberg and others want is for technology to become like the fashion industry where new styles an d products are always changing to give him an excuse to come out in a stage with tons of reporters and cameras writing scribing everything the future king is telling his court. Mark Zuckerberg is trying to keep himself and his boring company relevant as many new Chinese start ups threaten to take his sphere in China away along with the mass profits that made him happy and fit. Facebook is well on its way to becoming MySpace and Mark Zuckerberg doesn't realize this yet and just rehashing more text services to third party operators is just not going to help and make the shit more confusing than it already is for its consumers.