The goring of Benjamin Miller

Herbert Gilbert
  Benjamin Miller was a naïve American fraternity asshole who trekked down to “Carnaval del Toro” in Ciudad Rodrigo, western Spain from his Native Georgia. He wanted to run with bulls and have some good selphies to send back to his fraternity brothers about the money well spent but he was way over his head in this village. He ran into barley who was a 150- pound bull full of anger after being mocked by male tourists whose idea of manhood and transition into adulthood was running around drunk with these beast of burden. Benjamin quite literally got his ass chewed into pieces and drilled hard on the run of the third day as he was so intoxicated he thought he was on a mechanical bull that they have in his hick town and some local Boers Nest bar. Miller underwent a three-hour operation to repair damage to thighs, sphincter and back muscles after this beating and humiliation on the streets of tranquil Ciudad Rodrigo. he was very nearly on the brink of death and in reality this is not a good way to go out being  Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life and end it but for Benjamin Miller this was nearly the case. he could not believe the situation he was in and he yelled, cried and squeaked  like a mouse instead of being a man and standing up to his predicament. he put his fellow Alpha tau Omega brothers back in Georgia to shame when they heard about this debacle in Spain and Benjamin will have many fond memories of this attack that was captured on like about four hundred flashing cameras from on looking tourists laughing and jeering. Benjamin never had it so good and had it so bad at this four day fiesta in Spain. In a instant of a second Benjamin found himself in and exigent position where his fun-packed vacation became a moment of sheer terror as he bullshitted and nearly filled the streets with his fluids of several varieties for the street sweepers of  Ciudad Rodrigo. he was briskly carried away from the other spectators and participants in this buffoonery of an event and vacation excuse. As he was whisked away the mood quickly went back to the natural debauchery of this silly male event and holiday destination. For Benjamin the party was over and he will need a year off from running events with 2000 pound beasts to recover and try again next year maybe in Pompano to make an ass out of himself.