Bill Murray mulls a presidential run in 2020

Lionel Wagner
 Ffresh of elated happiness that a Chicago baseball team reached a championship round after so many years comedian/actor Bill Murray recently told friends from our sources of intending new ambitions for the seventy two year old actor. Bill Murray is seriously considering a presidential run on the Democratic primary should Donald Trump win the presidency this November. Bill Murray missed the Chicago Cubs clinching a spot in the World Series because he had prior commitment to attend some ceremony honoring tis old cub fan as he  received the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, ignoring the fact that all of the movies this man has made since 1999 are about as funny as the Syrian war. Image result for bill murray mark twain prizeBill Murray through the years has watched the political ambitions of celebrities such as Arnold Schwarzenegger ,fellow Saturday Night alum Al Franklin, and now Donald Trump morph into tremendous success and power for these men and now Bill Murray would like to join in this funk train. Bill Murray's ultimate goal of course, is to somehow gain control of the Chicago Cubs baseball organization as sole owner and he knows only an ability to corrupt the process will achieve this ream of this nut man. Image result for bill murray mark twain prizeImage result for ronnie woo woo wickers
  Bill took the Mark Twain trophy home and really was not impressed and looked into the mirror and didn't like the lack of power just being an annoying washed up comedic actor in Cub wear. Bill Murray is not the far off from Chicago bum Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers these days needing to join and jump on the success bandwagon of a bad sport and corporate team using its money and influence in media to give an illusion of importance and popularity. Bill wants to be both Cubs owner and president of the United states of America although he has a better chance at a senate seat in Illinois.Image result for bill murray mark twain prize

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