I have the sad news to bring to you that famed former Indianapolis zoo polar Bear Tundra has died four moths after leaving Indy for a zoo in Detroit. it was reported that Tundra dies of a broken heart leaving the city she had come to learn and love feeling it in return from the audiences at the Indianapolis zoo. She had been use to performing in the zoo for some many many moons before they decide to trade Tundra to the Detroit Central zoo for a muskrat and a prairie dog to be named later. Tundra didn't like the colder climate of Detroit despite being a fucking Polar Bear and was fuzzy with the venison they tried to serve it for lunch. Tundra never bonded well with the children in the Detroit area and was often startled and woken up throughout the night due to the high level of street shootings that occur in Detroit.
Tundra had told her trainers that she found Detroit to be a slum and was desperately seeking an opening in the world-famous san Diego Zoo. Tundra dies the other night and zoo officials said it was just of old age but I clearly suspect that if Tundra was just left alone and allowed to stay where she was happy here in Indianapolis everything would be fine and she would still be devouring watermelons and kicking it around like a soccer ball entertaining her devoted zoo fans. This Polar Bear accomplished what any Center bears can not and that is to have a loyal following and the other animals in the Indianapolis Zoo were getting jealous and this was the beginning of the end for Tundra in the Hoosier state. Eventually when an animal gets to big for a zoo transferring the animal becomes an only option for zoo wardens as the other animals behavior changes for the worse throughout the place.
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